Flirtation

Overheard...

Male: Hey! I saw you with your boyfriend last week...
Female: Oh really?
M: Yeah! It was a sweet sight. I was feeling jealous coz you looked happy
F: Oh come on! You? Jealous? Get outta here...
M: True! I was jealous that time when i saw you with him.

Pause

M: So, you're really back together with him?
F: Well, sort of. Yeah, i guess.
M: Sort of? Why the uncertainty? He'd be a fool to keep you hanging like that
F: I know....
M: With that asset.... that nice plump ass-et you got there and your big thighs... only a fool would resist a girl with such assets, y'know
F: I know...

Girl leaves with a smile on her face